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Brenn meets Haffi
Haffi had to admit it, he was lost seven whole weeks he had been walking through the lands of men with not a single drop of ale stronger than a Gobos nadsack. Not for the first time he cursed not being able to visit the dwarven strongholds and partake in a good strong brew or two. But that was his price, self imposed mind you, for his failure. Worst still he had seen the tracks of empire men, not the free-town folk who accept all, but those puritans if he bumped into them it would not be a mighty doom, they may burn Haffi at the stake or ring his neck. Haffi reached to his neck instinctively rubbing the imaginary noose loose.
“Ah whets this? Droppings of skaven but Haffi find any to fight?” Haffi proceeded to shout at the top of his lungs every obspeetive he could muster but it had not brought enemies running. Cheesed off was not the word for Haffi.
He raised his mighty hand to his head and pushed back the Orange main on his head, “Marie burg where all are welcome, pirate’s thieves, even slayers” the hushed words followed by a roar “where the troll sputum is it?” He fumbled in his tatty shorts pocket for a piece of parchment “the hanging cadaver what a place, dwarf beer, buxom wenchs and never ending grub” suddenly he was snapped out of his daydream there was a rustle in the bushes. “Ah” he whispered “skaven hiding from old haffi”
Haffi picked up his axes, crack and split had seen some action but their edges were keen, and so was the slayer charging headlong through the bushes, bowling straight into a fellow dwarf knocking his ornate helm and Hammer flying across the glade the weapon hummed gently as it flew, then without seeming to do so returned to the dwarfs hand…………….. All around him crossbows clicked and bolts pointed at him. The young dwarf smiled “I am Brenn of Marienburg and we could do with one of your cult, evil draws near and I am sure your doom awaits”, “great” replied haffi helping up the dwarf “but can you take me to the hanging cadaver first I needs a beer?”
“I fear there is no time for that Slayer” brenn almost spat out the last of the sentence “we have had a lucky escape from a band of well armed puritans and skaven are on the scuttle” Haffi shrugged “and they will scuttle no more if I sees them”, Brenn raised an eyebrow “quite, but less would scuttle if we can engage them at the merchants pass, I have a canon crew stationed there” then to his captain “give this dragon slayer some ale, I have heard they fight better drunk”. A Roar of laughted spread through party.
With that the dwarves set off to await the on coming Skaven, Haffi smiled.
